Monday, October 28, 2013

"Crumpet, the most famous goat in the world"

     It goes without saying that Crumpet IS the most famous goat in the world. I'd give my left ... wait a minute I guess that won't work I'm a wether. OK I'd give Cyclone's left ... wait a minute that won't work either because he'd probably kill me before I was able to get close enough and the shepherdess loves all the bucks so much that she will never even consider for a moment removing any parts from any of them. OK I got it, I would crawl a mile on broken glass just to lick the exhaust pipe of the truck that delivers her hay to Herron Hill Dairy. http://www.herronhilldairy.com/goats/the-crumpet-project 
 
 

5 comments:

  1. Oy. I do believe you have a really really BAD case of Crumpetude. :)

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    1. What light through yonder barn window breaks, it is the east, and Crumpet is the sun ...

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    2. My congratulations, P G, on winning TMFGITW T-shirt.

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    3. Thank you G! I'm very excited for my new T-shirt to arrive. I've never had a T-shirt before but I'll give it a go. I'm worried all sorts of pandemonium will ensue and all the other goats will bother the shepherdess for their own T-shirt. I can just see Gabriel skulking around with a rich blue Tardis T. Hmmm … well it would save the shepherdess making goat coats.
      Hey G. ~ I have an idea about “knockout” self defense … get a goat! Not just any ordinary goat but one of those huge handsome fellows with the wrap around horns and then if some imbecile tries an assault the goat can just ram them in the southern region, if you catch my drift. Of course there will be some who will argue that a dog would do just as nicely, one with big teeth, but dog poo is yucky and not nearly as easy to deal with as goat poo. Just a thought.

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