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Donkey and the shepherdess, pondering. |
One of my favorite TV programs is
The Fabulous Beekman Boys. They have a huge herd of goats you know. Don't tell the shepherdess, but sometimes
when she is away I sneak into the house and watch it. The dogs and
the cats, who live in the house, never utter a word because, for one I let them watch it with
me and for two, I make the world's best popcorn.
So the other day the most amazing
thing happened. OK, wait ... let me back up a bit.
Donkey had been feeling like he needed a purpose. I think it was
because he was reading too many of Baby Belle's blogs. You know Baby
Belle, from Herron Hill Dairy? She is the author of THE best
blog EVER “This Goat's Life” http://goatcentral.blogspot.com/. Well a little while
back, Crumpet took up piano lessons and Donkey is completely and
hopelessly in love with Crumpet, along with most of the country. Anyway, this caused Donkey to feel like he needed
to have a purpose. It didn't matter to him that already he was the
ONLY goat on our farm that gave the shepherdess a kiss each night
when she tucked us into our barn. Or maybe it was because he and I are
the only two wethers here and we have to live with those stinky bucks
on account of the fact that it is better for us not to eat all the
super fattening alfalfa the does eat. I don't know but he kept
talking about having a purpose. Of course, it could have been the
shepherdess' fault too because she started realizing that her goat
addiction has become totally out of control and there are just too many
of us who live here. I can hear the shepherd repeating the story
about the shepherdess promising to only have eight goats and now
there are nearly forty of us. Anyway it was decided that IF the
perfect home became available for Donkey then the shepherdess might
let him pursue his need to find a purpose. People
asked about Donkey from time to time but the shepherdess just didn't
feel comfortable with any of the people or situations that presented
themselves and we just figured he would have to find his purpose
here. The shepherdess talked about him learning how to pull a cart
and become the farm representative at the million or so parades that
take place in Lake County but Donkey wasn't too keen on the idea. So
they continued to ponder his purpose. That is when the most amazing thing
happened.
The shepherdess had placed an add for all the wee wethers
to go to pet homes and a gentleman named Jeff sent an email talking
about wanting to have some of the wee wethers move onto his
very-forested and deer-fenced ranch, he wanted them to control massive brush piles.
The shepherdess was so pleased because it makes her especially happy
when her babies get to go to wonderful homes and this sounded like
the most wonderful home ever! As it turned out though, all the wee
wethers sold extremely fast.
The
shepherdess kept thinking about the very-forested ranch and she just
couldn't get it out of her mind. So she asked the man Jeff if he
might be interested in Donkey going to live with him. Well he said
“Yes!” and not only that but Donkey would have a home with a nice
herd of goats and even a doe named Dora. OK so now is the part that
the Fabulous Beekman Boys reminded me of. Not only has Donkey found a
wonderful purpose, but the man Jeff is a TV actor and has a TV show
called, “House on the Hill” and Donkey gets to be there and watch
the TV show right as it is being filmed! No commercials even!!!
Donkey even got to meet the director of
the show, Dan. In fact Dan was Donkey's chauffeur back to the ranch.
The shepherd told the shepherdess that Donkey was traveling in style.
(The shepherdess said her goodbyes earlier because she didn't want
the shepherd or the man Dan, to see her cry.) I'm still in awe over all of this. I
miss Donkey a lot and so does the shepherdess but she knows that
Donkey will have the best home ever. Now I will have two TV shows to
watch! Because, maybe Donkey's new herd will be on TV too. Don't tell the shepherdess, Okay?
Wait ... I'll make you some popcorn.
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Donkey pondering the circus. |